Stan’s Strange but True: June

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Stan Bowes

Stan Bowes, from Diggle, has uncovered some interesting and entertaining facts – you just couldn’t make them up.

In 1998, amateur photographer Cliff Harris, aged 62, spent £5 at a car-boot sale, buying a box of photographic chemicals and paper, and 12 rolls of undeveloped film.

At home he found that eleven of the films had been light-damaged and couldn’t be developed.

Developing the twelfth, he was amazed to see a view he recognised, of a stretch of the Oxford canal. And even more amazed that in the foreground was himself: an image taken 50 years earlier as he was taking part in an angling competition.

Elsewhere, fire-fighters in Zurich, Switzerland, responded to an elderly lady’s call to say her television was on fire, only to find that it was tuned in to a German channel that displays a constant image of a fireplace in the early hours of the morning.

A spokesman for the fire-brigade said that the fire was extinguished with the push of a button.

 

Improve your vocabulary

Euneirophrenia: The peace of mind felt after a pleasant dream.

Fribbler: A man who professes profound infatuation with a woman to gain his wicked ways, but who has great difficulty, or is unwilling, to make a final commitment.

 

Apophthegms

Old people know more about being young than young people about being old.

Insanity is inherited – you get if from your kids.

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.

If nobody uses it, there’s a reason.