Saddleworth Chatter: clever children

Saddleworth Chatter by GH

We have many bright kids in Saddleworth – but there are also a few elsewhere.

These young American children gave some wonderful answers during question time in school…

Teacher: How old is your father?
Child: He is six years old.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Child: He became a father only when I was born!

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile’?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that’s wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, sir; it’s the same dog.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.


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